Using patented technology developed by leading German sex scientists, the ArcWave Ion is going to change the way you spank that proverbial monkey.
The old rub ‘n ‘tug is as natural as the sun rising, and happens (potentially) more often each day. However, most sexual devices on the market (which is projected to be worth US$35 billion by 2023) are designed for the ladies. While we’re aware of the reasons why that is (and long-held and now-defunct notions like the female orgasm being a myth springs to mind), we must say it’s nice to have something that caters to our…needs.
In fact, in-depth studies found that the sensitive male nerve endings at the tip of the trouser snake are rarely sufficiently stimulated by hand to achieve the powerful climaxes that women enjoy – that is to say, you’re spanking it just enough to get the job done, but not enough to merit a scene in When Harry Met Sally.
First-wave industry-leading ‘sextech’, the Arcwave Ion has been uniquely engineered for the lads. Utilising patented ‘pleasure air’ technology to deliver a more intense, more varied, and never before experienced orgasm, the Arcwave Ion promises the mechanical equivalent of an orchestral flutist at the business end of your sex pistol. And WOW Tech, the company behind the new device, should know, as they cut their jack-off teeth, so to speak, on the Womanizer, a female stimulating device that also promises shivers in all the right places.
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Born in a sex laboratory in Germany (naturally), with a mission to elevate masturbation for men, the Arcwave Ion applies air pressure on the sensitive nerve endings of your John Major, stimulating the Pacini receptors on the frenulum (that’s the tip to me and you) with pulsating airwaves that deliver a more varied, more exciting, more rollercoaster-esque climax, one that will make you think you’ve died and gone to wanker’s heaven.
The result of more than two years of research, 13 prototypes, and regular input from an international tester panel (now there’s job satisfaction), the Arcwave Ion features eight sensitivity settings and a smart silence mode ensuring it only starts with skin contact. It’s built from easy to clean silicone and can dry in its charging base, just like your shaver. Even better, it’s shower friendly, and where better to have your best orgasms to date?
What better way to exercise the demons of 2020, eh?
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